me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor,
me aloud: what’s up asshole
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Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.
“i need your help”
“bitch me too the fuck”
then hang up
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*organizes a meeting w my mind, body, and soul* so what the fuck is going on around here
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It is called Er Wang Dong, located in the Wulong Karst region, in Wulong County of Chongqing, China.
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reblog if u an emotional crybaby but yr also heartless & have no feelings
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